Barrel Man/Dialogue
It is copied verbatim from Outward, and is therefore copyright of Nine Dots Studio.
Dialogue
(#0) Barrel Man: Hiyo! What? You've never seen a man in a barrel before? How positively sad! This is the only way to live! (→ #1)
(#1) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Why are you in a barrel? (→ #2)
- 1: Why are you wearing a fish on your head? (→ #3)
- 2: Do you... need anything? (→ #4)
- 3: See you later. (→ #41)
(#2) Barrel Man: Because my name is Barrelman! Where else would I be? (→ #1)
(#3) Barrel Man: Because we're both lonely, of course! You should be more considerate of her poor fishy feelings! (→ #1)
(#4) Barrel Man: Hmmm... I think I need something to eat, something cheesy and bready and- Hey, did I ever tell you about my ultimate- (→ #5)
(#5) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Yeah, you do that, Barrelman, I’m not doing that again. (→ #1)
(#6) Barrel Man: And last but not least, we need grilled mushrooms aaaallllll over your special request to really improve it! (→ #7)
(#7) Multiple-choice:
- 0: No we don't! How do grilled mushrooms improve- (→ #8)
(#8) Barrel Man: Everything! You'll see! (→ #9)
(#9) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Here's what you asked for. (→ #10)
(#10) Barrel Man: And at last, it is complete! And designed to share with those you love! (→ #11)
(#11) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Wha... What is this?! (→ #12)
(#12) Barrel Man: A magical floating dish that makes everyone happy! You wanted the Ultimate Dinner, right? (→ #13)
(#13) Multiple-choice:
- 0: I can't even eat this! The crust is made of Palladium! I'd break my teeth! I could probably kill a man if I threw this at him! (→ #14)
(#14) Barrel Man: Hmmm... Oh! Oh right! Now I remember, you wanted the ultimate weapon! I just got confused! Well, I guess there you have it! An ultimate weapon! (→ #15)
(#15) Multiple-choice:
- 0: I can't use this as a weapon! Everyone will laugh at me! (→ #16)
(#16) Barrel Man: Then laugh along with them! Like I do! Ahahahahaha! See, I feel better already! (→ #17)
(#17) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Now remember, don't you EVER tell anyone about this! It's our delicious little secret, hmmm? (→ #1)
(#18) Barrel Man: We desperately need some Alpha Jerky for strength and power! (→ #19)
(#19) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Why are we talking about food again?! (→ #20)
(#20) Barrel Man: Because! Try to keep up! (→ #21)
(#21) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Here's what you asked for. (→ #22)
(#22) Barrel Man: Stupendous! Just what I needed! How did you know?! (→ #6)
(#23) Barrel Man: Gaberry jam all over this toasty- Oh? Oh right, yes. Weapon. I think I'll be needing a little Palladium! (→ #24)
(#24) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Oh good, finally something that makes sense! Why do you need that other stuff? (→ #25)
(#25) Barrel Man: Because! Try to keep up! (→ #26)
(#26) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Here's what you asked for. (→ #27)
(#27) Barrel Man: Stupendous! Just what I needed! How did you know?! (→ #18)
(#28) Barrel Man: Now for some sauce! We need some Gaberry jam all over this toasty base! (→ #29)
(#29) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Sauce?! What?! What does this have to do with a weapon?! (→ #30)
(#30) Barrel Man: Everything! You'll see! (→ #31)
(#31) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Here's what you asked for. (→ #32)
(#32) Barrel Man: Stupendous! Just what I needed! How did you know?! (→ #23)
(#33) Barrel Man: Yes, verily! Now I need some Toast! (→ #34)
(#34) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Wait, what? What does toast have to do with- (→ #35)
(#35) Barrel Man: Everything! You'll see! (→ #36)
(#36) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Here's what you asked for. (→ #37)
(#37) Barrel Man: Stupendous! Just what I needed! How did you know?! (→ #28)
(#38) Barrel Man: As a matter of fact, yes! I'm a master smith who has perfected the ultimate weapon! And it's designed to share with those you love! I could really use a Mana Stone to make it happen! (→ #39)
(#39) Multiple-choice:
- 0: Here's what you asked for. (→ #40)
(#40) Barrel Man: Stupendous! Just what I needed! How did you know?! (→ #33)
(#41) Barrel Man: Never remember, you didn't see nothing! (→ end)